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Type of GirlsHard Disk Girls
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Girls
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
Windows Girls
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
Screensaver Girls
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
Internet Girls
Difficult to access
Server Girls
Always busy when you need her.
Multimedia Girls
She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Girls
She is always faster and faster.
Email Girls
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
Virus Girls
Also known as "WIFI"
when you are not expecting her,
she comes,installs herself and uses all your resources.
If you try to uninstall her you will lose something,
if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything.
SMILE Is not a single word..It is beautiful sentenceS=Speak, M=More, I=In, L=Less, E=Energy
...So always keep smiling...(¯`v´¯)❤*•.¸..•*•..❤(¯`v´¯)
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LeT OthErS LeaD SmaLL LiveS,
♥•✿buT noT yoU.✿•♥
LeT OthErS arGue OveR SmaLL HurTs
♥•✿buT noT yoU.✿•♥
LeT OthErS cRy OveR SmaLL HurtS,
♥•✿buT noT yoU.✿•♥
LeT OthErS LeavE TheiR FuturE
iN SomE onE HandS,
♥•✿buT noT yoU...✿•♥
BecauSe yOu aRe SomEthinG
SpeCiaL iN thiS WorLd,
♥•✿aND yoU aRe mY frIenD...✿•♥
(¯`v´¯)❤*•.¸..•*•..❤(¯`v´¯)
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♡DUAL HEART ATTACK MESSAGE BY A GIRL to her lover..
1st message- lets break up now, its all over..
2nd msg.-sorry, sorry!! That was not 4 u...
Height of coolness:
Two friends finishing the paper,
coming out of the exam hall,
having a cool drinks and talking.
1st: dude which paper was it?
2nd: may be maths.
1st: that means you did the paper?
2nd: no man the girl next to me was using calculator.
Boy 2 God:
Give me a pocket full of money,
A job & a big vehicle full of girls.
God replied:your wish is fullfilled
&
He became a bus conductor of girls collage.
Boy: I like that girl.
His friend: she has a boy friend.
Boy: look. A goal post always has a goalkeeper,
but that doesn't mean you can't score goals.
:A Boy Went 2 Doctor Wid Infection on His face.
After Checking,
Doctor Said: "Ask ur GF 2 change her lipstick Brand,
u r Allergetic to lakme"..Lp
Face /your/on/smile/ little/a/get/to/ trick /
my/only/was/ this/but/me/ with/angry/get/
will/you/message/ this/reading/ After/weekend/a nice /have
(Now Read in reverse)....
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❤`•.¸.¸¸.•*❤NICE SAYING ABOUT LIFE:..
'sOmEtImEs yOu lAuGh, SoMeTiMeS YoU CrY,,
LifE Is tHe uNiOn oF HaPpInEsS AnD PaIn,,
sOmEtImEs iT Is aUtUmN, sOmEtImEs tHe rAiN SeAsOn,,
It iS A SeAsOn tHaT CoMeS AnD GoEs,,
sOmEtImEs yOu LauGh, SoMeTiMeS YoU CrY,,
LifE Is tHe uNiOn oF HaPpInEsS AnD PaIn,,
ThErE Is sOmE OpPrEsSiOn oF LiViNg,,
tHeRe aRe sOmE TrAdItIoNs oF ThIs wOrLd,,
ThErE ArE SoMe dAyS Of LOsInG AnD GaInInG,,
tHeRe aRe sOmE PrOmIsEs, ThErE ArE SoMe vOwS,,
tHeRe iS SoMe rEstLesSnEsS At eVeRy mOmEnT,,
LifE Is tHe uNiOn oF HaPpInEsS AnD PaIn,,
sOmEtImEs iT Is aUtUmN, sOmEtImEs tHe rAiN SeAsOn,,
iT Is a sEaSoN ThAt cOmEs aNd gOeS,,
sOmEoNe iS SLeePiNg uNdEr a sCaRf,,
SoMeOnE Is tHiRsTiNg tO SeCuRe tHeIr hEaRt,,
SoMeWhErE ThE ShInE Of dIsApPoInTmEnT HaS BlOoMeD,,
sOmEwHeRe LovE AnD LoVe aLoNe iS RaInInG,,
sOmEtImEs tHeRe iS PaIn, SoMeTiMeS ThErE Is a cUrE,,
LifE Is sOmEtImEs yOu lAuGh, SoMeTiMeS YoU CrY,,
LifE Is tHe uNiOn oF HaPpInEsS AnD PaIn,,
mEmOrIeS Of mOmEnTs gOnE AwAy,,
ToRtUrE Me aLL tHe tImE,,
BeCoMiNg a sHaDoW, tHeY CoMe,, BeCoMiNg a sHaDoW, tHeY Go,,
tHeRe iS A WoRlD Of LonELinEsS,,
LifE Is tHe uNiOn oF HaPpInEsS AnD PaIn,,
sOmEtImEs iT Is aUtUmN, sOmEtImEs tHe rAiN SeAsOn..
iT Is a sEaSoN ThAt cOmEs aNd gOeS,,
SoMeTiMeS YoU LaUgH, sOmEtImEs yOu cRy,,
LiFf Is tHe uNiOn oF HaPpInEsS AnD PaIn..!'
WiShInG Ur CoLouRfuL LiFe❤`•.¸.¸¸.•*❤~•~•‿•
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We Are Often Let Down
By The Most Trusted
Person & Loved By The
Most Unexpected Ones …
Some Make Us Cry For
Things That We Haven’t
Done, While Some Other
Ignore All Our Faults Just
To See Our Smile …
Some Leave Us When We
Need Them The Most & Some
Stick Around To Us Even When
We Ask Them To Leave …
World Is A Mixture Of Such People …
We Just Need To
Know, Which Hand To Shake
& Which Hand To Hold … !!!
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We are Human.
We are not Perfect.
We are Alive.
We try Things.
We make Mistakes.
We Stumble.
We fall.
We get Hurt.
We rise Again.
We try Again.
We keep Learning.
We keep Growing.
And....
We are thankful for
this priceless opportunity
called LifeDeath is not the
biggest fear we have;
Our biggest fear is taking
the risk to be alive
The risk to be alive and
express what we really areWe Are Born Without Anything
But We Die With Our Name...
So
That Name Must
Not Be A Word only,
It Must Be A
History....
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•╰╰╮╮•Love makes your friend a little dearer.
Joy makes our heart a little lighter.
Faith makes our path a little clearer.
Hope make our lives a little brighter.
Peace bring us all a little nearer.
Friends will come and go
and touch your life along the way
but only a true friend will touch your heart.
Goodbyes are only for those who love with their eyes.
Because for those who love with heart
and soul there is no such thing as separation.
Give a little, warm someone's soul,
tomorrow you may need
someone to wipe away those tears.
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“LAUGH, even when you feel too sick or too worn out or tired.
SMILE, even when you're trying not to cry and the tears are blurring your vision.
SING, even when people stare at you and tell you your voice is crappy.
TRUST, even when your heart begs you not to.
TWIRL, even when your mind makes no sense of what you see.
FROLICK,even when you are made fun of.
KISS,even when others are watching.
RUN,even when it feels like you can't run any more.
SLEEP,even when you're afraid of what the dreams might bring.
And, always,we should remember, even when the memories pinch our heart,
And without our experience---we are an empty page, a blank notebook, a missing lyric.
Because the pain of all our experience is what makes us the person we are now.
Whenever you are wrong,Always admit it,
Whenever you are right,just keep quiet.
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☆☆╰♡╮Friendship isn't about whom you have known
the longest it's about who came,
and never left your side.
Your truest friends are the ones who will always be there for you,
no matter what happens, and who will never leave your side.
A real friend knows you at your deepest levels and
whether they agree with you or not,
they will commit to always being there for you when you are truly down,
even when it is least convenient for them to do so
Never take having friends like these for granted,
because not everyone is blessed to have true friends like these,
who will come into your life and no matter what happens,
will never leave your side.
Show your real friends that you appreciate them by treating them
the way that you would like to be treated.
Be there for them, not only when they need it,
but also when things are great as well,
because ultimately everyone desires to be loved by somebody.
Real friends are always going to be there by your side,
even at times when you tell them to leave.
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...Think before you complain about…
Today before you think of saying an unkind word –
Think of someone who can’t speak.
Before you complain about the taste of your food –
Think of someone who has nothing to eat.
Before you complain about your friends –
Think of someone ho’s crying out for a companion.
Today before you complain about life –
Think of someone who went too early to heaven/hell.
Before you argue about your dirty house, someone didn’t clean or sweep –
Think of the people who are living in the streets.
Before whining about the distance you drive –
Think of someone who walks the same distance with their feet.
And when you are tired and complain about your job –
Think of the unemployed, the disabled and those who wished they had your job.
But before you think of pointing the finger or condemning another –
Remember that not one of us are without sin and we all answer to one maker.
And when depressing thoughts seem to get you down –
PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE AND
BE HAPPY YOU'RE STILL ALIVE!
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•❤•8 BEAUTIFUL MESSAGES…
1) stay away from anger… It hurts…Only You!
2) If you are right then there is no need to get angry,
and if you are wrong then you don’t have any right to get angry.
3) Patience with family is love,
Patience with others is respect.
Patience with self is confidence
and Patience with GOD is faith.
4) Never think hard about the PAST, It brings tears…
Don’t think more about the FUTURE, It brings fears…
Live this moment with a smile, It brings cheers.
5) Every test in our life makes us bitter or better,
Every problem comes to make us or break us,
The choice is ours whether we become victims or victorious.
6) Beautiful things are not always good but
good things are always beautiful.
7)Happiness keeps you sweet so try and
be as happy from within as possible.
8)God has send us all in pairs…someone …somewhere is made for u…
so wait for the right time n right moment..
good night•❤•
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◄♥☺❤☻Don't let your smile
collapse for silly reasons.
Why do we let the silliest things get to us?
Why do we continue to let our smiles disappear for the silliest of reasons?
In life our most valuable asset is our time,
because our time is something we can never get back.
Many times we choose to treat this valuable resource as street litter,
or waste, instead of valuing each minute we spend,
and trying to live as happily as possible along the way.
During the hard times, during the pain,
stay humble, stay confident, stay polished,
stay joyous. Stay smiling....
Don't let your smile
collapse for silly reasons.
Look
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